Project Censored

Junk Food News are the most frivolous unimportant news stories from March 2008-to March 2009 covered by the corporate media.

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• Jessica Simpson gains weight
• Tony Romo cheats on Jessica Simpson
• Jennifer Aniston’s on again off again relationship with John Mayor
• Michael Phelps hits a bong
• Miley Cyrus is racist
• Miley Cyrus Vanity Fair scandal pics
• Chris Brown hits Rhianna
• “Obama Girl”
• Brangelina twins
• Britney Spears makes a comeback
• Madonna gets divorced
• Josh Brolin’s bar brawl
• Twilight star Kristen Stewart photographed smoking pot
• Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt get “married”
• Heather Locklear’s troubles
• Andy Dick charged with sexual battery
• Shia Labeauf crashes car under the influence
• Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend charged with wire fraud, money laundering and conspiracy
• Jamie Lynn Spears gives birth
• Nikki Blonsky of “Hairspray” vs. Bianca Golden of “America’s Next Top Model”
• Barenaked Ladies’ Steven Page arrested for cocaine possession
• Lindsay Lohan is dating a woman
• Amy Winehouse in and out of rehab
• Christian Bale’s obscene rant
• Ellen Degeneres weds Portia de Rossi
• Verne Troyer’s sex tape
• Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon elope
• Montauk Monster
• Clay Aiken is homosexual/has a kid
• Patrick Swayze has cancer
• Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz get married/have a kid
• Scarlett Johanson and Ryan Reynolds secret marriage
• Dog Cloned
• Actor/Rapper Joaquin Phoenix mystifies David Letterman
• Barry Bonds uses Steroids
• Vanessa Hudgen’s naked pics
• Alex Rodriguez on Steroids
• Lives of TomKat and Suri Cruise
• Obama’s blackberry obsession
• The First Puppy
• Michelle Obama fashion sense
• High School Pregnancy pact in MA high school
• Sarah Palin Post election (interview in front of a turkey being killed)
• CNN uses a hologram in their election night coverage
• Lipstick on a Pig line

via Here is a list of possible “Junk Food” stories for this year’s chapter 3.