#338364 <Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS’s is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders From bash.org  

This Onion Network News piece tells the truth through humor as they so often do over there.   For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008.     Poll: Bullshit Is Most Important Issue For 2008 Voters

#811243 <Richad34> Oy I had a bad night <Richad34> I couldn’t sleep, and had no idea what to do. My parents are still awake, it was midnight, and I was bored. <Richad34> So then I remembered that I had a drama presentation the next class and I played a rich guy so I needed a  Read more »

From the Latest section.  #809280 Casey: Yeah, writing paper. Josh: want to be distracted? Josh: want to play a game? Casey: Dude…the paper… Josh: *scizzors beats paper * Josh: yes I know I misspelled it Josh: and that Casey: *pulls out rock* Josh: *VOLCANO! Josh: nothing beats volcano Casey: ASTEROID. Josh: MAGIC!!! Casey: BLACK HOLE!  Read more »