Techfun » bash.org http://blog.techfun.org Linux, Politics, Whatever... Sun, 13 Feb 2011 00:10:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Bashes of the Day http://blog.techfun.org/2008/03/bash-org-032508/ http://blog.techfun.org/2008/03/bash-org-032508/#comments Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:23:33 +0000 JD Thomas http://blog.techfun.org/bash-org-032508 I realized I hadn’t posted any bash.org quotes for a while and when I went to look I came across several that I wanted to share.  I’ve been using IRC since well.. for a very very long time (remember BEFORE DalNET came and went?)  and I don’t remember bash.org ever having this many political quotes.  People seem far more aware of whats going on this election cycle than they have in prior cycles.  I know some of these quips may have been on Leno or elsewhere.  IRC users are nothing if nor opportunistic sharers of others jokes.

#848292 

<@lysol> is tubgirl a republican?
<jbroome> lysol: yeah, she believes in the trickle down theory

        (If you get that one, I’m very very sorry.)

#847598

<Amul Muzz> Why do I get the feeling that this is really a mob, just waiting for someone to say something they do not agree with?
<chrismjr> That’s the best description for the internet I’ve ever heard

#846801

<fugi> when mccain wins the election and invades iran, do we get to yell "Monopoly!" and put hotels across iraq, iran and afghanistan?

And more classic Bash stuff:

#849884

< FurnaceBoy> this is a waste of time
< FurnaceBoy> all he has to do is type what we told him
< Tonren> bluecake: When you run a command in a Linux terminal, it searches your path for the command.  type "echo $PATH" to see where Linux will look for commands you type.
< FurnaceBoy> stop trying to educate, Tonren. this is irc.
< FurnaceBoy> we yell at people

#847733 

l70uke: network connections says it cant find an IP address
dbbolton: open a web browser and type 192.168.1.1 in the address bar
dbbolton: what happens
l70uke: "please enter disk into drive a"
dbbolton: what the FUCK

 

 

 

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#338364
<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS’s is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders

 

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<-Roach-> Ah you see I wouldn’t always trust Wikipedia as it is edited by people.
<Bewildebeast> I hear Brittanica is edited by manatees.

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<vee> I went to buy the 7th harry potter at midnight
<vee> I was the first in line
<vee> the first thing I did when I got it was i opened it to the last page
<vee> Then I screamed out SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!
<vee> Everyone freaked out
<eric> That’s mean!
<vee> It took them a few minutes to figure out I said the ending of the 6th book


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<Richad34> Oy I had a bad night
<Richad34> I couldn’t sleep, and had no idea what to do. My parents are still awake, it was midnight, and I was bored.
<Richad34> So then I remembered that I had a drama presentation the next class and I played a rich guy so I needed a suit.
<Richad34> I take out my suit, and get dressed. You know, the works. I even took out my top hat and my cane.
<Richad34> Now it gets a little weird. I had to go downstairs in order to see how I looked as it’s the only place with a full body mirror. My parents sleep on the same floor as me so I didn’t want to wake them up.
<Richad34> So I got this idea. I decided to turn on my TV so that my parents thought people were talking outside, and my footsteps would be noises they were making. I thought it would work, I was tired.
<Richad34> I ran downstairs, checked myself out. I looked fine, so I went back into my room
<Richad34> Now by then the running in a suit had made me kind of itchy (down south), so I quickly undo my pants and release what was stuck and to relieve my itch with my hand.
<Richad34> And my mom opens the door to the room and all I do is freeze in surprise
<Richad34> I don’t know what she was thinking, but I can tell you the following
<Richad34> It was midnight, I was in a suit and top hat, and I appeared to be jacking off to George from Seinfeld.
<Richad34> And my mom just stood there in disbelief
<Richad34> I can’t tell you what ensued, but it involved attempted exorcism and lots of crying
<Richad34> Best night ever

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#809280

Casey: Yeah, writing paper.
Josh: want to be distracted?
Josh: want to play a game?
Casey: Dude…the paper…
Josh: *scizzors beats paper *
Josh: yes I know I misspelled it
Josh: and that
Casey: *pulls out rock*
Josh: *VOLCANO!
Josh: nothing beats volcano
Casey: ASTEROID.
Josh: MAGIC!!!
Casey: BLACK HOLE!
Josh: WHITE HOLE!
Casey: PATRIOT ACT!
Josh: not white house you phail
Casey: No, no, no. *Nothing* beats the Patriot Act, although I’m sure the ACLU is working very hard on it.
Josh: fine
Josh: ANARCHY
Casey: TOTALITARIAN STATE
Josh: EMMANUEL GOLDSTEIN
Casey: STALIN
Josh: DEATH
Casey: RELIGION
Josh: RATIONAL THOUGHT
Casey: FUNDIES
Josh: NOISE CANCELING HEADPHONES
Casey: PEOPLE WITNESSING AT YOUR HOUSE
Josh: SHOTGUN
Casey: BOMBS

You can vote on this bash.org submission at  http://bash.org/?809280.

 

 

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#803557
<svarog>You know, the only good thing about Vista
<svarog>Is that even the viruses have compatibility issues.

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<Ich> I’ve discovered that people on IRC don’t get offended or riled up by racism
<Ich> nor politically incorrect jokes
<Ich> nor feminism, nazism,
<Ich> nor goatse, or even tubgirl
<Ich> not even jokes about 9/11 get a rise out of anybody
<Ich> but as soon as I tell somebody that macs are better than PC’s, things get ugly

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<Aoi-chan> everyone’s first vi session. ^C^C^X^X^X^XquitqQ!qdammit[esc]qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;:xwhat

 

 

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<@je_fro> fox news isn’t really news
<@je_fro> it’s actually one of the largest trolling experiments ever conducted

The link above will let you give the quote an up or down vote.

 

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#789185 

<Belial`> you still cant say anything with certainty though
<Belial`> since the bible has like, a fucking black hole between jesus being a kid and his preaching days
<Catoptromancy> Phase 1, birth
<Catoptromancy> Phase 2, ???
<Catoptromancy> Phase 3, Prophet

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