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God Proclaims Rasberries ‘Now Even More Berrilicious’ HEAVEN – Seeking to boost sales of His tart, fruity product, God announced...

God Proclaims Rasberries ‘Now Even More Berrilicious’

HEAVEN – Seeking to boost sales of His tart, fruity product, God announced Monday that starting March 1, the great taste of rasberries will be “even more berrilicious”. “Get ready fir a whole new taste sensation.” God said. “Soon rasberries will be bursting with so much with so much outrageous fruit flavor, you’ll want to call them ‘razzle-dazzleberries’. If rasberry consumption fails to increase, other changes are in store, including “magic color-change berries,” available on bushes for a limited time next spring. “Slam that great fruity taste in your face,” God urged.