Sweet Gay Flowers Just Means More Cute Kittens In Satan’s Blender

This came in my Morning Fix news letter from the San Francisco Gate

Sweet Gay Flowers Just Means More Cute Kittens In Satan’s Blender

San Francisco’s florists have been overwhelmed by orders from people as far away as Australia who are paying for flowers to be delivered randomly to the gay and lesbian couples getting married at City Hall. The requests from same-sex marriage supporters have come from some surprising places — Minneapolis, Atlanta, Kalamazoo, Mich. Even Hong Kong. "It has
just exploded, skyrocketed, spread like wildfire," said Thim Phan, owner of Flowers By the Bay. Sadly, all indications are that all florists involved in the deliveries are reputedly on the fast track
to a hot fiery burning miserable oozing hell, riding those well-greased rails of doom like screaming heathen dogs, given how they have, essentially, aided and abetted known sodomites and god-killers and people with scary tattoos and thingies they strap onto their bodies and insert into other icky sodomites who then moan a lot as they all hail Satan and sacrifice kittens by putting them in blenders and mixing them with vodka and pouring out little shots of kitten vodka shooters and toasting to He Who Burns Eternally In Hot Lakes Of Flaming Astroglide and then slamming back the kitten shooters and laughing maniacally.